Oh For Crying Out Loud

Why is it when these people read my books, they never bother to read it in bloody order? Just have a read of this. "Losing Sleep". Prologue, 147 reads. Chapter 1, 96 reads. Chapter 2, 71 reads. Chapter 3, 86 reads. Oh, I'm sorry, did the 15 of you just get bored and decide to skip chapter 2? Well I'm sorry for that. Chapter 4, 42 reads. Okay, so more than half of you decided to skip a crucial chapter about the antagonist. Okay, that's fine by me, your loss. Chapter 5, 34 reads. Chapter 6, 20 reads. Chapter 7, 69 reads. Oh, hello, welcome back, it's not like you missed a crucial story line or something. Chapter 19, 129 reads. Really, you're just going to skip half of the novel, just for that scene? Wow. Chapter 26, 78 reads. Why? You just decide to spoil the entire storyline for yourself without even knowing who the other characters are and why they...you know what, never mind, suit yourself. Chapter 31, 57 reads. You...just...why? Chapter 32, 16 reads. The most horrifying nightmare, and you all decide to skip it. Okay, that's fine with me. Chapter 35, 36 reads. It's not my fault that you spoiled it for yourself. Chapter 36, 29 reads. So, the 7 of you just decided to leave the cliffhanger? Okay, fine, fine, that's good. Why can't you people read something in order for once? Mm? What is so hard about that? The most horrifying novel that you could lay your eyes upon, that will fill you with dread that will stay with you for weeks -- and you decide to skip crucial chapters and not be even bothered to read it in order. Deary, deary me. Anyway, enough of my rant, I have got more novels to write. Please, at least try to read the chapters in order -- it will save me a lot of pain, and plus, you will be able to understand what the blin is going on in the plot. You really think that my novels are the same as everything that you've read?...Think again. It's been nice speaking to you, have a good day.