First of all, I just want to say that my hat was delicious. I lost. Again, for the third year in the row. Whoop-de-freaking-doo. Now then, let us see the "winners".
"After Midnight", 64,800 reads, 6,816 votes. Oh, great, a magical golden ring that allows the wearer to see ghosts, where have I heard that before? (Lord Of The Rings, cough cough).
"7:23 AM", 1,948,987 reads, 138,002 votes. A stranger sending text messages to the protagonist. And the genre is in "Humour". What's humorous about that? (It's bloody mortifying).
"I'm A Gay Wizard", 120,681 reads, 6,242 votes. Satanism, unicorns and magic -- wait what? Satanism? Oh, yeah, that's a good book to read. Also, the protagonist is stalked by an entity in his dreams. Now then, let me think (Harry Potter, cough cough).
Let's go for one more.
"Breathe Again", 90,101 reads, 8,492 votes. In which Hanna Jung, with the help of Xavier Park, learns to breathe again. No, really, that is the synopsis. (Why?).
Meanwhile, my books. "Losing Sleep", 1,471 reads, 5 votes. "Inquisitor", 291 reads, 0 votes. "Murder And Liquor", 181 reads, 0 votes.
How was it that "Losing Sleep", "Inquisitor" and "Murder And Liquor" lost to all of them? I need a long break to Australia. Right, tell me, (Even though you're not going to). How can I ask Wattpad HQ to stop these absurd entries? Compared to everyone there, as far as I know, I am Edgar Allan Poe. Right, that's it, I'm done. I've got a novel to complete anyway.
